Contributor Bio: Captain America

Captain America grew up in the semi-civilized outskirts of Appalachia.  Although he has spent many years now living in America’s flatlands, in his core there remains a strong desire to be in or near mountains and/or drink peach brandy from mason jars.  Although he was born without a proper chin or jawline, he is married to a handsome woman and has a handsome son.  At one time or another, he has earned money as a maker of pizzas, a seller of books, a tender of bars, a teacher of students, and a builder of cars.  He was among the first to understand and document the relationship between video games and sushi consumption, and he does not wear a watch.